özgeylani
04-12-2007, 12:57 AM
Finally a definition of globalizationI can understand and to which
I now can relate:
Question :
What is the truest definitionOfGlobalization ?
Answer :
Princess
Diana's
Death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An
English princess
With
An
Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes
In a FrenchTunnel,
Driving
A
German
Car
With a
Dutch engine,
Driven
By a Belgian Who was
Drunk
On
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
Change the spelling),
Followed
Closely by Italian
Paparazzi,
On
Japanese motorcycles;
Treated
By an American doctor,
UsingBrazilian
Medicines.
This is
Sent to you by
A
Turkish person , Using
Bill Gates's technology,
And
You're probably reading
This on your computer,
That
Uses Taiwanese Chips,
And a Korean
Monitor,
Assembled
ByBangladeshi
Workers
In a
Singapore plant,
Transported
By Indian
Lorry-drivers, Hijacked
By Indonesians,
Unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
And
Trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
That, my friends,
Is Globalization !!!!
I now can relate:
Question :
What is the truest definitionOfGlobalization ?
Answer :
Princess
Diana's
Death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An
English princess
With
An
Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes
In a FrenchTunnel,
Driving
A
German
Car
With a
Dutch engine,
Driven
By a Belgian Who was
Drunk
On
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
Change the spelling),
Followed
Closely by Italian
Paparazzi,
On
Japanese motorcycles;
Treated
By an American doctor,
UsingBrazilian
Medicines.
This is
Sent to you by
A
Turkish person , Using
Bill Gates's technology,
And
You're probably reading
This on your computer,
That
Uses Taiwanese Chips,
And a Korean
Monitor,
Assembled
ByBangladeshi
Workers
In a
Singapore plant,
Transported
By Indian
Lorry-drivers, Hijacked
By Indonesians,
Unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
And
Trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
That, my friends,
Is Globalization !!!!

